no really i’m funny i swear please stay
youve been a naughty girl.. *whips a belt* *hits myself with it on accident* *starts crying*
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
shows like family guy, american dad, south park ETC really piss me off because they do actually raise fairly good points about the underlying faults in the human experience but they never ever ever actually show the negative repercussions of the characters being total idiots, they almost literally glorify any issue they try to discuss which completely disregards the entire point of satire
HOWEVER, they are cartoon comedies. Don’t take them so seriously. ;)
"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"
oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you
or watch movies with you
or fall asleep with you
or drink coffee with you
or cuddle with you
or hold your hand
or go to amusement parks with you
or watch concerts with you
or bake with you
i want to do everything with you
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.