castiels-celestiel-dick:

heirofspacecore:

A girl who’s normally very passive and quiet lashes out at a boy for making a gross comment. She’s more aggressive than usual today.
“Is it your time of the month?” He asks with a smirk
But he’s right. It is her time of the month. The full moon peeks from behind the clouds and she transforms into a werewolf and devours the boy whole

I was not expecting that

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nymeriya:

reason will prevail

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drousy:

i either get a 90 on a test or a 34 there is no in between

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nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

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caterjunes:

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"what should i call my fans?"

my mother after getting 20 likes on a facebook photo (via beyoncebeytwice)

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madeupmonkeyshit:

booty had me like

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whiteboyfriend:

goodbye children

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sofapizza:

slunchy:

baby wipes

well that’s disarming.

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agentgraham:

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

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jurnbo:

people with small boobs can sleep on their stomachs so who’s the real winner here

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rosiesays:

Oppression is cooking being “women’s work,” while the overwhelming majority of top restaurant chefs are male.

Oppression is fashion being a “silly girl thing,” while the top earning designers and CEOs in fashion are male.

Oppression is reducing women to consumers profiting a male system, even in fields that we supposedly dominate.

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