I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper
wtf I just made that post
oh wait that is my post
I havent slept in 2 days
While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
this dog has a job and i don’t
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??
The girl you just called hot? That’s 2007 Pete Wentz
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.
Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.